W: So, why is the bump in the lady's tummy?
C: What do you mean?
W: Why is the baby up there if it comes out...you know. (And he gestures in the vague direction of the Southern Hemisphere.)
C: (Playing him like a mackerel) What do you mean, down there?
W: You know, the baby comes out the sweet spot!
Oh lord. You'd think he'd already seen the 4th grade sex ed film.
[But I do have to note, when this little exchange was repeated for me, we did determine that he said "the weak spot" rather than "the sweet spot." In any event, still priceless.]
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