The kids were recently in the car with Cathy. While stopped at a stop light, Will became very concerned and whispered to Cathy, "Mommy, I see a bad word."
"What bad word do you see, honey?"
"I can't tell you, it's a bad word and I'll get in trouble." Five year old logic is irrefutable.
"That's OK, Will, I'm asking you to tell me. You won't get in trouble. What bad word do you see?"
Will looked around, and very quietly whispered "Gashole," pointing at the gas station on the corner where they were stopped and referring to the person filling his tank.

Struggling to keep her laughter in, Cathy responded "Willie, why do you think that's a bad word?"
Will explained that he'd recently been riding in the car with a certain grandparental-type who called another driver a "gashole," and that particular driver later had to explain to all the kids that word was not appropriate for use by or around children. It just goes to show you that you always have to be careful what you say around these little ears, because they pick up EVERYTHING!