Bulk Trash Man: Y'all getting a new bathroom for Christmas this year?
Me: I wish, but sadly, no.
Bulk Trash Man: Then what's this toilet for?
Me: My husband and I just turned 40.
Bulk Trash Man: (with very confused look on his face) Oh. Ok, then.
I guess he didn't have a toilet with balloons coming out of it in his front yard on his 40th. Maybe he'll start that lovely tradition in his neighborhood.
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